Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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