She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
i out mim tonsoeep
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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