the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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