You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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