Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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