whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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