I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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