Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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