i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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