I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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