NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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