Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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