Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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