Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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