How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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