p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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