I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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