Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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