He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
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4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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