This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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