I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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