It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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