Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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