I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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