Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
