Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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