I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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