You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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