Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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