I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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