If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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