One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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