Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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