Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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