I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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