Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
its liver damage thursday
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