halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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