She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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