She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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