It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We had to coat check the pizza.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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