So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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