Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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