I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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