There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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