My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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