Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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