i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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