sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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