is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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