she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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