I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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