It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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