it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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