so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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