I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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