kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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