Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Where is the hickey?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
sex in a hospital.. check
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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